A Message From Your Loving Ministry
We regret to inform the citizenry that Trent Erasmus, Commander of Corps forces, and one-time Interim Regent of these Territories, has been missing in action ever since his division repelled an Opposition incursion into our outlying border regions.
As such, despite our requisite period of mourning, the Ministry finds it a matter of prudential importance that it has a suitable candidate to replace Erasmus as Commander of the Propaganda Corps as soon as possible.
Commander candidates should have an "enthusiastic attitude" towards all things historical, plus a working knowledge of current events, a willingness to discuss them, and the fortitude to teach a bunch of dunces.
If interested, please post a reply on this public thread, or inquire within at PsychCentral@yahoo.com.
We regret to inform the citizenry that Trent Erasmus, Commander of Corps forces, and one-time Interim Regent of these Territories, has been missing in action ever since his division repelled an Opposition incursion into our outlying border regions.
As such, despite our requisite period of mourning, the Ministry finds it a matter of prudential importance that it has a suitable candidate to replace Erasmus as Commander of the Propaganda Corps as soon as possible.
Commander candidates should have an "enthusiastic attitude" towards all things historical, plus a working knowledge of current events, a willingness to discuss them, and the fortitude to teach a bunch of dunces.
If interested, please post a reply on this public thread, or inquire within at PsychCentral@yahoo.com.
J/K
You see, we're regular sufferers of college angst. Quite sad, really. 
