Resident Aural Intercourse Specialist, NoCode
a.k.a. the Great Mouhoallah the Third.
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NoCode |
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Those @#%$ Thrids!!!
Resident Aural Intercourse Specialist, NoCode a.k.a. the Great Mouhoallah the Third. |
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Alia |
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Haha! For a second there I thought you had a spelling error, Nicholas. That was a bit unnerving.
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Nicholas |
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<scoffs> Neverr.
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Alia |
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<shudders>
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NoCode |
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Thrids are sexy. Or so my bitch tells me.
Resident Aural Intercourse Specialist, NoCode a.k.a. the Great Mouhoallah the Third. |
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Texas Republic Agent |
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Last night, I dreamed a very weird dream.
I was laying down upon my bed. My blanket was pulled up to my neck. I was in my bedroom, awake and looking. But when I turned my head to the left, I saw a crowded forest, full of tall trees. Then, I looked to my right and all around, everything was still my room. It hurt my eyes to look up at the ceiling's white paint, and before long, I realized it was getting brighter until I had to look away. And what do I see sitting there on my bed, next to me? There's my dog. His mouth never moved, but I heard a strange, guttural voice coming out of nowhere. Only his big and flappy ears were vibrating when it spoke to me. What my dog communicated to me, I no longer remember. I was terribly relaxed and waiting to sleep. Then I asked, "Are you God?" There was a pause of a few seconds before anything was said. When my dog finally spoke, his mouth moved, and it was my voice that said, "Yes." Adios |
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LuckyLotus |
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Very interesting dream Texas Republic Agent. To digress a bit, I try to think of God as a spirit with no shape. I think it's unjust to think of God as some white guy with flowing white robes and a long white beard.
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Alia |
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Wasn't man created in the image of God though?
*Life has a soundtrack -- listen.*
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LuckyLotus |
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Maybe, maybe not. But a white guy?? Pleez... Why not African, Hispanic or Asian? To make everyone happy, God should be a spirit; not in the form of a man.
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Texas Republic Agent |
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These words make my stomach jiggle and my toes wiggle.
When human beings can fight over what race a god should belong to, that's when I wish we could all just be like the ancient Egyptians. I think they had the right idea when they decided to worship cats and dogs. Just think of it, we could all be wearing our favorite animals around our necks for religious charms. |
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LuckyLotus |
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You're getting somewhere Texas Agent Republic. But wearing animals around our necks? No thanks. I think it's great and all to worship animals. I'm all for it
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Texas Republic Agent |
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Wearing animals around your neck (stem, I should say) would be humorous as well as holy. Whichever animal you chose to worship would be strapped to your chest like a baby, looking proud and grim as slave masters. Everything you did would either receive a ready nod of approval from the creature, or a swipe of its mighty paw at you.
And then, there'd be the constant battle between gods raging on. Dogs will go "Bark! Bark!" at the godly cats, we would feel compelled to let them fight. Can you picture it? Two people, a dog strapped to one and a cat on the other, come closer together as their gods grow restless. Then, BAM! out swipes the cat paw, hits the dog squarely on the nose. The dog rears up in rage, dragging his man-servant forward, and chews off the cat's head in triumph.... Adios Lotus |
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Nicholas |
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... brilliant.
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0Brak0 |
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Brakie wear chihuahua around neckie sometimes do. Helping keeping puddles warm and snakie-wakies away we go.
NoCode's bitch. Hiiii, my name is Braaaaaaak!!! |
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Texas Republic Agent |
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Mmm... Brak is good with his words, but it is a dead chihuahua it wears round its neck. For even with this new skin, a Brak cannot help but emit its toxic stink through its pores, isn't that right?
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Nicholas |
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B-But, he's so hot! <finds nose plugs>
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Texas Republic Agent |
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... Faces peering in silence...
The room was dimly lit, and a dreamy, light blue smoke seemed to fill the air. It was a dance floor apparently. Small, round tables under white tablecloths dotted the whole scene, and the people sat in silent conversation. And then... The bald man in front of me stood. And the song that flowed from his mouth came in a voice that was deep and strangely feminine... "Your hearrrrt is mineeee... your heart is mine. Your heart is mineeeeee.... Your. Heart. Isssss... Mineeeee....." Silence. And then... "I! LOVE! YOU! BAAAAABYYYYY!!! More than youuu know I love you baaaabyy! Forever and ever, I just want. To. Be... With you for...e...ver. I think it's too goo-oood to be true-oohh! I can't take my eyesssss off of you... then my heart tellsssss me that- I! LOVE! YOU! BAAA-A-A-BYYY!! MORRRREEEE! THAN YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU BAAAABBBY!! Forever and ever, I lo-ovvvveeeeeeeee... youuuuu-ooohhhhhhhhhh.... I! LOVE! YOU! BAAA-" Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! I woke in a frenzy. I punched and I punched. I was dizzy, I could feel myself fainting. I could feel my mind slipping into oblivion. And then I collapsed on the floor and woke an hour later, my dog standing over me, panting in his usual self. My confusion was all too apparent. Adios |
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LuckyLotus |
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So your dog loves you?
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Alia |
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That song seems so familiar. I can't put my finger on the name though. Anyone know it?
I had a funky dream last night. Dreamt my parents weren't sure if I was their daughter. All I remember is getting very angry. I know it's crazy, but it seems to have set the mood for my day. I find that happens often. Good dream = Bad dream = |
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LuckyLotus |
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Good Dream =
Bad Dream = Zzzz...zzzZ
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