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Card? Of course. But only one that's cheaper than $1.99, else my mom will yell that it's a waste of money. Saying that, $.99 would make her even happier. Moms are funny.

Brunch? She'd say, why eat an extra meal? Too much food, you're gonna get fat. Here, let me make you an egg with oatmeal... and bacon, you want bacon??

Call? I live at home. But if I didn't, I'd call.

Computer? I won't send one, but she'll be online sending e-cards to every mother she knows. And calling me over to look at the flashing, dancing flowers and Saddam Hussein doing the macarena with Bush. Un.

Flowers? You don't suck, ljim. I'd love to get them for my mom, but she'd yell and say they were a waste of money. They're going to die in a week, what's the point? Now if I was walking by a florist and he handed me a dozen roses for free, well, that's a different story.

Resentment? From who? Not me. I just bought a $.99 card. From her, if I spent any more.