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Press Release 7.1
9:21 PM 6/30/2002

The Ministry after a 3 week project that was into its 3rd month by the end, has created a newer, more comprehensive guide to all aspects of life in the territories. This manifests itself in two ways, a link at the top of the forum and a automated display when anyone new wanders into our fair country (or rather it will when we get some stuff sorted out). The purpose of this is to encourage new immigration and provide a reference for current citizens. I myself spearheaded the project *relishes his 1.5 senconds of fame* and can only herald it as groundbreaking achievement. *looks at his political supporters sincerely* Thank you, any questions? *steps down from podium*

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