In anticipation of our April 2002 inclusion in the Community Showcase (!!!), S.P.A.M. has been created as an advertisement forum for public consumption.
Ministry Classfied Ads, Vol. 1
Corps Commander wanted:
A life at the pig farms somewhat dissatisfying to your tastes? Have you found yourself sorting through one too many reams of documents? Does life in the Territories seem to lack penache?
If you feel that the Ministry is not making enough use of your citizenship, contact your local Propaganda Corps recruitment center ( PsychCentral@yahoo.com), and ask about our many job opportunities. The Corps offers many benefits including 1-year of classes in our Ministry Education Programme, in addition to Opposition history training (know thy enemy). Plus, you'll get a sense of fraternity that exists nowhere else, as you engage in a life of service to the Ministry that is surely every son's duty.
Ministry Classfied Ads, Vol. 1
Corps Commander wanted:
A life at the pig farms somewhat dissatisfying to your tastes? Have you found yourself sorting through one too many reams of documents? Does life in the Territories seem to lack penache?
If you feel that the Ministry is not making enough use of your citizenship, contact your local Propaganda Corps recruitment center ( PsychCentral@yahoo.com), and ask about our many job opportunities. The Corps offers many benefits including 1-year of classes in our Ministry Education Programme, in addition to Opposition history training (know thy enemy). Plus, you'll get a sense of fraternity that exists nowhere else, as you engage in a life of service to the Ministry that is surely every son's duty.
