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On Greytail: Why, what more could an Earl ask for? Rare is the loyalty you see in the good Greytail, a most manly specimen of squirrel whose only purpose in life is to guard my noble self. He is the reason why I sleep sound at night, even as those uncouth mobs of peasants collect before my estate with their incessant rants of "taxation with representation," and "fair justice," and "noble tyranny." Ha! Ha! Ha! Rubbish, just rubbish.

On the Mademoiselle L'Ecrous: My cousin is surely, the fairest maiden on this side of European nobility. With a perfectly prim pout, she seizes the hearts and minds of squirrels with her flawlessly proportioned features - the eyes, reminscent of the walnut in profile; the paws, delicate instruments of slender precision; the nubile curve of her arched back-- Oh bollocks! *swears*

On Quackers: A barbaric duck.