Here's the way it works:
1. Ask for the title you want. It can basically be anything -- a legendary name, a catch phrase, a 3-worded description -- whatever.
2. Other members helpfully "suggest" other titles for you, based on what they know about you.
3. The Ministry will make a decision and dub thee appropriately.
Please note that all titles are totally reversible -- that is, if you become unhappy with yours, or want to change it later on, just ask again. Have fun.
Central Command, The WarOps Ministry


